Candidate Hopefuls

Was just looking at the list of those who think they are Presidential material and find it quite amazing. I do not see my "Clothes cleaner" or "Butcher" on the list but almost everyone else. I call this an "EGO" list. In years to come they will be able to tell their Grandchildren they ran for the highest office in the land.
DEMOCRAT HOPEFULS

Barack Obama **
Wesley Clark
Al Gore (We think)
Hillary Clinton **
John Edwards
Dennis Kucinich
Bill Richardson
Joe Biden **
Russ Feingold
Al Sharpton

REPUBLICAN HOPEFULS
Mitt Romney
Sam Brownback
Rudy Guiliani **
John McCain **
Newt Gingrich
Tom Tacredo
Chuck Hagel
Mike Huckabee
Duncan Hunter
George Pataki
Tommy Thompson

DEFICIT REDUCTION PARTY
AL HOFFMAN***************************

** Present favorites (This too shall change)

Please follow this list and as they drop out, my chances become stronger. The DEFICT REDUCTION PARTY IS ON THE MOVE!!!!!!!!!

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